**this site is under re-construction, so like, if shit's broke ass, don't freak out.
It's My Ass

Hey RISS, It's me, your best friend ever.....and this message is for you.
PLEASE COME BACK TO THE CITY NOW- FUCK LA bitch, THIS is where it's at.
i said DUBOCE UPSIDE Y'HEAD- so now what. I got a christian magazine with your ass written all over it.
SO NOW I COMMAND YOU. Hop into your house and drive that fucker back home where it belongs Rissy..or bleed.

Washington had one remaining tooth at the time of his inauguration. During his lifetime he wore dentures made of human (some his own), cow, or hippopotamus teeth, ivory, or lead, but he never wore wooden teeth. (hahahah hippo hhshah)
Dam, don't I have a nice ass?!
BEER, being an intangable..its commercial value is hard on asses like us and its value is subjective therefore bartenders and drunks often disagree on the price


Basic Facts About My Ass

I really like my ass

Another day... another ban..


Links and things:


The I Drunk
Pre-halloween party10.28.06
Fleur de Lys 10.13.2006
It's The Gary Page!
  random funnies

The Wanker

rats i cannot locate this file! Grrr it was funny

   
Tardcore Pals
Images from Frederiques Birthday
Me and my best Riss
My cammy ( a great place to visit)
member dis? The first and proudest (and only) sponser of my ass. ever. Why do all fun things turn to crap.

My most Favorite place on the web: Saabnet
My myspace


 

My Interested Ass

It practically spanks itself!
   
THE MR. PRICE TRIBUTE:

"One of the best teachers that i have had. Dr. Price is very detail with his lectures, and lab explainations. He is very helpful and friendly when you need help from him, so all you need to do is comming to his office and you will get some helps for sure.
I believe all the chemistry classes follow the Chemistry doctrine, so they are all the same for each level. The teacher is very important because he is the one who help you to understand and pass the level, and Dr. Price is the best."

- Anonymous, Random, Asian student
Stolen with pride from Teacher Review.com

word.

   

Random Ass Info


Ass is a three letter word

   


**ATTENTION!! THE SIDE EFFECTS FROM ASS CAN BE SIGNIFICANT AND VARY FROM PERSON TO PERSON, JUST LOOK WHAT THIS VIEWER HAD TO SAY:

(MrX): Holy shit!
(MrX): Will you look at this bum!
(MrY): MrX, you ARE gay
*honey giggles
*honey mops MrX's brow
(MrX): I tell you, that bum's not making me feel to gay

*** Ass Disclaimer ***

I cannot be held responsible for any mental or physical symptoms that may occur while or after viewing this site (ie. hysteria, blindness, male pattern baldness, a change in sexual preference..ect.) VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK hehe ;)

Sorry guestbook is temporarily out of order due to penis enlargment spammers, illegal viagra suppliers and russians. Ok, check back later.


Note to George("Jorge") Bush:You are banned from signing this guestbook.So please stop calling me.


 

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** joan of Arse takes no responsibility for these statements. If you cant handle your liqour that's your problem..

 


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Soccer Team Real Madrid take suggestion from drunk Al Salvadorian and change team name to AL MADRID after his threats to ralf in a cup


(drunk on far right)
     

Me and Air Jim

And remember when booking that flight don't settle for some kiss ass, bullshit crew, keep it real.. fly AIR JIM

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THE DEAD FISH R.I.P.
AND ......THE TOMATO also RIP...dam

 

   
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