holy heck…i think i saw the light last night and i think it was coming out of someones ass…what a trip and a half.

sorry guys, i know that i promised to be on cam but after 2 stiff (heh like that) vodka sodas + 3 shots of vodka + a valium + an ambien i was out cold. it was amazing (besides you dont put out)… i think i levitated or vegetated, er, coagulated? naaah, whatever it was…it was amazing and now im kinda neither here nor there…which is a fabulous place to be. i cannot remember a darn thing either. eh whatever, im sure it wasnt that great anyway. Hmmm so I just read that the side efffects of ambien + vodka + valium in include dizziness, dry vadge, heartburn, crabs, sinusitis, male pattern baldness and syphyllis…drats. humph, oh well.keeping me fingers crossed.

Ok, so ill make it up to ya tonight. dont stop the love just yet. give a girl who’s a little down on her luck a break, will ya?

UPDATE:

”

What is the most important information I should know about AMBIEN?

After taking AMBIEN, you may get up out of bed while not being fully awake and do an activity that you do not know you are doing. The next morning, you may not remember that you did anything during the night.”

“You have a higher chance for doing these activities if you drink alcohol or take other medicines that make you sleepy with

AMBIEN. Reported activities include:

• driving a car (“sleep-driving”) <—this is the best hahaha
• making and eating food
• talking on the phone
• having sex <–nice excuse hookers on ambien… whoever added this to the list of activities is a total whore looking for a cop-out after doing humpy humpy with someone and not remembering it (love that though!)
• sleep-walking”

dam, all of my favorite activities…. i better go check my car for damage, my oven mitt, my cell phone log…better check the cooter for signs of entry .. my high heels for wear and tear, my anus… dam dam dam.

LATEST UPDATE:

I just got a text from someone ” i missed your call last night, what’s up?” – do NOT remember doing this. oh no..what’s next…

hmmm , oh and get this :
“Call your doctor right away if you find out that you have done any of the above activities after taking AMBIEN.”

yeah right! HAHAHAHA