An ode to Hortense

Dear Hortense,

If I was not married, sexually attracted to you and lived within’ a reasonable range according to google maps, I’d get you shitty drunk and take advantage of you.

LOVE YOU,

Hortense
xx
[this is what I was lissening ( four songs playlist ) to when I first met you nearly TEN years ago. That's heart.]

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4 Comments

  1. Hortense
    Posted September 14, 2009 at | Permalink

    Thank you Bettina, I think. It was very nice of you to do this, and brighten my day, but I’m not sure how you meant “If I was not married, sexually attracted to you” Why would you get me shitty drunk and take advantage of me if you’re not sexually attracted? hahaha. I still love you for cheering me up Tensie. Thank you.

  2. Frankzz
    Posted September 14, 2009 at | Permalink

    Nah Collena, Hortense has a point there…..I think you’re ….well let’s say….1.5% a lesbian…..that comes quite like a chock….isn’t it….? Beeing married and all,doesn’t help you at all….au contraire….hahaha…..

    -http://outtakeonline.com/uploaded_images/AMC-753065.jpeg <—–Colleen and Hortense

    ( nice music Colleen…!)

  3. Frankzz
    Posted September 14, 2009 at | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mtNENDbJrY&feature=related

  4. Frankzz
    Posted September 14, 2009 at | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eny8zW1syzA&feature=related…..nice one !