Bad men can be summed up rather easily. They are getting easier to spot, as the poor economy has driven their desperation into a whole new level. I feel that is it my public duty to warn women out there and to let the signs be known. And maybe if you are a man, and you carry any of these qualities you may want to seek psychiatric help before you wind up, either old and alone;bald with a shriveled dick and a sagging ass, or in jail for deviant behaviour because you are so pathetic overall. You are truly a sad mutation of a decent species. So ladies, take note.
1. they appear shifty:
shift·y (shĭf’tē) Pronunciation Key
adj. shift·i·er, shift·i·est
1. Having, displaying, or suggestive of deceitful character; evasive or untrustworthy.
2. Distinguished by frequent changes in direction: shifty winds.
3. Able to accomplish what is needed; resourceful.
** this is extremely important to observe BEFORE one consumes alcohol. Do not drink within five feet of a shifty man or else you may wind up with more than you bargained for.. such as having photos taken, without your consent, of you passed out drunk, and naked, with aforementioned shifty idiot lying beside you, arm around you, beaming into the camera, as if he had just won the super bowl trophy or something. So lame, also, SO illegal.
2. They are socially inept. They don’t open the door for you, they are always late and flaky. They don’t offer to pay your tab, tell you how lovely you look, make you tea in the morning…or stimulate you intellectually in any way. This is because they are narcissistic and they feel entitled to your company and therefore, will make no effort to try and win you over. These guys usually have a warped sense of self. They are usually not that hot and are often times super loaded $$. Run for your life.
nar⋅cis⋅sism
/ˈnɑrsəˌsɪzɛm/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [nahr-suh-siz-em] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. Psychoanalysis. erotic gratification derived from admiration of one’s own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development. ..
3. They cannot look you in the eyes. This is a biggie. When you are talking to someone and they cannot look you in the eyes for more than a millisecond, it is usually an indication that the man has something to hide. And if this lack of eye contact occurs after a few drinks, when all nervousness should be sorted out, you may want to snag his ID, run to the loo and do a quick criminal check on your berry.
4. They straight up lie. This is pretty obvious. Example: He says he is single or divorced (if he says “separated”, politley get up and leave cause that’s the oldest marital status lie in the book) ..after a few drinks he slips and refers to someone who he calls “wife” or “girlfriend”.. feel free to order top shelf martinis, lots of them, and when he is not looking, pour them out and then order more…. then excuse yourself, never to return. Nothing makes a man suck more than a lie such as this.
5.The bragger:” I’m rich, I’ve been with so and so, I spent this on that, I fly here and there”..BLAH. Seriously, save it guy. You ain’t foolin’ me. This ALWAYS screams ” my penis is smaller than average which makes me feel like less of a man..and I haven’t used it much, other than with my calloused little hand, so chances are, I am a lousy lay “. I don’t care, or need to know about your finances. I am a woman. I was born to sense these things out. It’s a survival technique. So if he has to brag about his bank, ESPECIALLY if is doing so and not buying YOU anything.. tell him to go fuck himself and be done with it.
6. They have nothing interesting to say. Being bored with someone new sucks. Why waste your time, it’s only gonna get worse.
7. Stagnancy.
stag⋅nant
/ˈstægnənt/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [stag-nuhnt] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. not flowing or running, as water, air, etc.
2. stale or foul from standing, as a pool of water.
3. characterized by lack of development, advancement, or progressive movement: a stagnant economy.
4. inactive, sluggish, or dull.
They have no ambition or goals..no sense of adventure. They are content playing board games at Bob and Susans house every thursday night at 7pm sharp. They work a boring 9-5 job and joining a union is their biggest accomplishment… They don’t care for travel much, and prefer to play it safe rather than live and take risks here and there. They never eat out, except for the occasional splurge at chevy’s, and they won’t be eating you out so you are beating a dead horse here, so to speak. Unless you love wanting to hang yourself, be gone.
ok, well i gotta run. Dirtch ya later.
