I’m knackered. It literally took a calculator that could handle differential equations in order for me to spell out the the “big word” in the title…and, of course, I would like to think that it was all that hard work I did today,both in the sack and at the office, which has left me listless and unable to SPEEEL..<insert big bourbony sigh> but, duh, I would SO be lying: It was the shot(s^10) of brandy I took the second I walked in the door about 20 minutes ago and then the tequila which quickly followed just so that the brandy wouldn’t be lonely.
ho ho ho.
tequila is NOT a good friend.
Oh, and I’d like to personally thank Canada for the lovely email. I know I’ve been neglecting my masterbatory duties to you lately but I’ve been so busy drinking myself into a pretzel that I just cant be bothered. The problem is that I’ve advanced beyond “‘light beer”, so by the time I get a good buzz going, half the bottle of vodka is gone and I’m stuck seeing in chinese which is not my native language. But don’t worry though, cause on top of drinking less, I’ve nearly blown through all the cash that I “sock away” in my fancy dildo carrying case, so I’ll be back soon. You betcha!
In the meantime, I present to you:
My most fabulous new pair of shoes, that I purchased today…courtesty of a blow job:
They are SO not gonna get me laid and I SO do not care.
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Thank’s for giving us new food for tought…..So you got this pair of…shoes ( ??), ….for giving head to your hubbie……it must have being a lousy job…..haha….To me those …er….shoes…are just fit for a Chinese hooker…..next time keep focus when doing a BJ, and you will gett a REAL PAIR of shoes….!!
Thank’s for the new blog Collena ! Danke schon..( I’m out of dots on the O….)
FRANKZZZTER
Chinese hooker is the new black.
…choosing a Chinese hooker : I want number 214 , sauce included….
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_w3JVL1qS7m0/SVhzReem_5I/AAAAAAAALkY/HHOmv-WxbbE/s320/Chinese+Prostitute.jpg
Recepe for peking duck .
-take a duck
-buy a one way ticket to Peking/Beijing
-ready
OH, I so want those shoes! I wouldn’t probably have given a complete blow job. Maybe a lick or two & finish with a hand job, but I like the shoes. I’d wear them with a pair of pink daisy duke shorts (all up in my ass-crack) and a red slightly-see-thru tank top with no bra. It’s the attention grabbing look I’d need for clubbing on a hot night in O-town.
Also, I’d have to include a fake spray on tan to complete the “Florida look” since I’m pretty pale.
cheap solution for ‘pale people’ : shoe polish !(brown, not black…..)
http://www.robenbarbara.nl/neger/69521272_5_3N7H.jpg<—–wrong shoe polish….
previous link didn’t work
new one : -http://www.niederelbe.de/grossenwoerden/neger.jpg
they used the wrong colour…
http://juniorannex.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/team_82456.jpg