gawd its awful early. went on a date last night. he took me to sushi. … had boat loads of sake with my sashimi (super white tuna is yummaay) and  feelin’ every drop.fuuuuuck meee. the coffee is ready but i am naked and warm in my bed grrr why can’t my dog be trained to manage these things…  must suffer. must get out of bed. must get cofee (must learn how to spell coffee) NOW.toodaloo bitches!

um. somebody?

UPDATE: “a horse with no name” is officially the number 1  most idiotic song ever written. I dont know why, but it just popped in my head and so i googled the lyrics… let me tell you…i nearly punched my dog when i read them. who ever wrote this monstrosity should be smacked in the kidneys.