Monthly Archives: August 2008

top 10 things that annoy me this morning.

1. My LOUSY brazillian bikini wax job. It looks tragic and now I have to go back for round two of pain and humiliation (yes spreading your butt cheeks for a complete stranger and having them fumble around with your lady-junk, while holding hot wax, it a bit on the SUCK side). bullshiz. 2. this Read more...

5 days left…

[19:15] chitownslug: I tell the guys at work that if I were to get married, she’d ahve to be just like you [19:15] chitownslug: nobody else would do [19:15] chitownslug: it’d be settling [19:16] dosCrackie: you are so sweet tensie [19:16] chitownslug: well, yeah [19:16] chitownslug: but there’s lust in there too, don’t think I’m Read more...

i’ve found the perfect disguise

i was supposed to be shopping for straws and i happened upon the quintessential george washington “instant disguise kit”. in·stant (ĭn’stənt) Pronunciation Key n. 1. An almost imperceptible space of time. (yeah baby!) I had to buy it, as I am totally cat crazy obsessed with George “his teeth were not wood” Washington. I know, Read more...