Monthly Archives: December 2008

Two Sets of Testicles… so divine

and im out, happy new years to all. i love you and i want you all to touch your testes on the count of TREE xx

Daniel* – your emails have earned you an entire posting

Everytime I get an email from you…. it is the funniest thing I’ve ever read and oftentimes it brings me and those around me, to tears. You truly rock harder than you know and even though you are a total perv, I love you man. Thanks for being you. Thanks for your direct approach and  Read more...

eds wife…god bless her

[16:19] ed_xxxx: d’oh [16:20] JOA: wut [16:20] ed_xxxx: yea, so the wife can talk shet? [16:20] ed_xxxx: HAHAHHA [16:20] ed_xxxx: fukn slut is watching me like a hawk… [16:20] JOA: WHY YOU BE TEXIN MY HUSBAND ED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT? IS THIS WORK RELATED? [16:20] JOA: hahaha ill never forget it [16:20] JOA: HAHAHAHAH Read more...

he blinded me with…SILENCE

could it be any more fucking obvious. Anymute, last nigh was genuine. Really, I have to give all the credit to the bartender at tres agaves who hooked up firecrotch and i with that shot of sweet tequila…for without it, I may have had better judgement..or not..either way, this water’s (and  NSAIDS) to you. I Read more...

soulmate or put on this earth to torture you…

I really don’t believe in the whole soulmate crap, I am a scientist, I believe in the biological aspects of hooking up…however, what I am starting to believe is that some people are put here solely to torture you. A torturemate. I wont get into detail here too much about how this relates to my Read more...