Monthly Archives: January 2009

saturday morning, with me, your host of all things dull

I bumped into the head chin-of-mass-destruction on dlisted again and wah-lah she’s been browed! I agree with the blog mummy about her resemblance to a certain tater head. fuuuck me, i want garlic fries. bitch where’s my coffee! favorite thing to do, of the day: drink loads of water, beer, voddie and then have to Read more...

Look in my butt and what do you see?

I see a gerbil staring at me! what the heck is going on. i REALLY want to post the Oprah story, but I am worried that it could get certain husband fired from their job and so I have to wait and see if he gets laid off first before I break the story. brb. Read more...

we are so insignificant. more proof. baffling yet beautiful…

Looky look neat neat neat! Happy Friday! xx C. Luscious

ChamPAIN for breakfast alert! (eeh eeh eeh)

yeaaaaassshhh. hairy dog bits. mmm. i think i’ve captured a cold. i sneeze, i cough, now i drink and i ramble. california academy of sciences, god bless it. you know, im not quite sure what it was you were trying to do, but i’ve got your IP and if you do it again i will Read more...

one little , two little, three little

twats. last night was painful-dinner with the commies. tonight will be worse. we are havng dinner with a group of traitors and heretics (more russians). this is hell. i hate my life. this is why i drink, people. i have to get to work. i will explain more when i get there. i am so Read more...