Monthly Archives: February 2009

Let’s be honest. I’m drunk.

Hell fucking yeah to the long forgotten (yeeesh) Gimlet. Refreshing as it is light and totally 100%-ly pretty much straight vodka plus a big squeeze of lime. .. it will get your ass where it needs to be in no time at all. You won’t even know what hits you from behind. Anytoeup, we all Read more...

Latisse …kinda creepy? The Eyelash Experiment.

Firstly, I am considering changing my name to Latisse, pronounced lah-tees…it screams sex and attitude… and baby mama. Secondly, I am trying out this new product, Latisse. Basically, what this shit is, is this serum you purchase from your MD that is applied to the upper lash base every night via brush. Supposedly, by 16 Read more...

Attention IE6 (internet explorer 6) Users

You suck and I can’t spend any more time caring about your user experience on this site. Upgrade to 7 already. I am over testing this crap on IE6 for all 3% of my visitors. It’s not that I don’t like you. Sure, I want you to come and read about shit and gross me Read more...

Three words: VOTE.FOR.ME.

I was nominated @ Bloggers Choice 09′…. so be good little reader pervert people and show me some LOVE for exploiting myself to entertain your ungrateful asses…GO VOTE FOR ME. NOW. xx Here are the categories and I’ve even made it easy for you by providing you with links. 1. Best Blog About Stuff 2. Read more...

He’s Just Not That Into You: Worst movie of all time (period)

We had the nerve to go see that movie last night. It was so horrible that we actually walked …we didn’t give a shit how it ended because the entire thing WAS shit. What a waste. Oh well at least the popcorn was decent. So anyfuckingshit, I was on cam for a bit last night  Read more...