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This guys face could be the answer to seasonal depression, road rage and gang violence. I cried, but only because I was laughing so hard. It cannot be real. I mean, I hope it is, but I have my doubts and that spray tan really does not help any. You can see where it has Read more...
At dinner last night, I noticed how much shorter my husbands index finger was from his ring finger..compared to mine which are almost exactly the same length. I assumed it was because he is gay, but I wasn’t sure, so when we got home I did a little googling on “digit ratio” and apparently Read more...
I can forgive him for forgetting the paper towels three times in a row…but the toilet paper? This is getting serious. At least I wont have to worry about dust “down there” for a while….sheesh
and I kinda like it. I’ve kinda earned it. (I’ve been feeling a bit entitled lately. Don’t worry, I’ll get over it.) A short story from a shlong time ago…and my dog just farted: Age:13. I come out of the bathroom, revealing to all my new “look” (thanks to scissors, a dull razor and the Read more...
I’ve quit facebook. I find it useless and repetetive. You want my status? follow me on Twitter. You want to see what I look like? come to my website. You want to be a real pal and “network”? link or rss to my site and show me some support because I will forget the little Read more...
