Monthly Archives: May 2009

I don’t know how Washington did it..

My crown/veneers for my teeth still have not come in and it is fucking killing me. My teeth were always somewhat sensitive but holy shitcicle…this is some serious pain y’all. It hurts so bad my nose stings… the discomfort is similar to when someone runs their nails along a chalkboard… or when you bite down Read more...

Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? This mornings obsession: creepy nursery rhymes.

They are truly fascinating and delightfully disturbing. For some reason the rhyme “Frere Jacques” popped into my head and I began to google it, madly,  because I KNEW it meant something other than what it appears to mean on the surface and because, typically,  behind every seemingly innocent nursery rhyme is something dark most often Read more...

Teeth ruin all my fun.

Bah! It’s my teeth again. Many years ago I chipped off a part of one of my front teef. To repair it, I had a veneer placed over it, well over both so that they would match. These little fuckers were not cheap and I had no insurance but a chipped tooth was just completely Read more...

It’s time to party… bringin’ out the JC (and a Christmas Douche)

I am going to a birthday party tonight and I’m really feelin’ it so I am bagging her gift in one of my “signature Jesus bags”. I did this over xmas and it was a real hit. Here, let me see if I can dig up a photo…. The best part of the Jesus bag Read more...

The missing donkeys…

I know you miss them. You know you have been wondering what ever happened to the fellas.. All ya gotta do is ask ladies… Speaking of donkeys… my calves are killing me. Workout from hell yesterday. I can barely walk. I am also starting to wonder when the effects of yesterdays beans will wear off. Read more...