Monthly Archives: June 2009

..and these are a few of my least favorite things

To top this list are jerks and assholes.  I just don’t like them in my life. Dust. I hate dust…perhaps more than I hate jerks and assholes. Of course, there is nothing better to not like than a hypocrite. For example, giving me “fake grief” for popping a Valium now and then, or for drinking Read more...

Previously on Really Fucking Lost…

I popped on  camarades a couple times last week, (I suppose I was in need of some attention), and it was …well,  much of the same. A few new visitors/fans/wankers joined me in chat which was cool and always fun. I live to entertain. Of course, I received the standard hate mail from my fans Read more...

Three sheets, and then some.

It all began innocently enough… a quick trip to happy hour to enjoy a few beers and then it happened…a shot of tequila, followed by a brilliant idea: “Hey, lets go to the Pig & Whistle, for old times sake, just for a beer, just to say hello…it’s been years”. He agreed (sigh). A little Read more...

I hate it when posts publish themselves… tricky little bitch.

So I’ve been thinking and it hasn’t been going well… I’d better just stick to other things, I suppose. Yesterday I had a fun shoot over in Marin on a farm. It was a stock image shoot for Getty Images and the theme was “organic living” -” Green”- “Fitness”… I got to play with fresh Read more...

It’s time for a post about POOP.

So summer comes along and you all just scram. I see how it is. I make one serious move and you lose interest. Well, let me tell you a thing or two: BEANS and POOP. Once upon a time I met a guy called SAMPLEPICKLE. He laughed, slept, ate and pooped. The end. Another time Read more...