Monthly Archives: July 2009

Hello Lookers and Hookers.

Wow. This mornings “court” appearance was total shit. What a waste of a good wooden court room. I mentioned a while back that I got busted for having an open container of beer in a car. Seriously lame. We were parked at a “vista point” location watching the sun set and as husband was off Read more...

I’d take diarrhea over insomnia any day.

last night (er this morning)…3am, me: wide awake, unable to sleep. Balls. I have this problem. How it typically goes is like this… I get into bed and everyone, dog included, is fast asleep. Rather than joining the pants party,  I lie there staring out the window thinking of everything awful which, in turn, makes Read more...

What do you mean that we never had a maid?

If I told you that I had a really vivid dream where we had a “full-service” maid which is why I stopped cleaning and putting out…would you believe me? You know I have such a terrible time with sleep. I have had insomnia for as long as I can remember which is really unfair considering how Read more...

That was seriously disgusting…

but so tasty. Cup O’ Noodles:  Tastes like one big salty mess going down and straight up HCl  coming up . Here’s to being out of fucking eggs. Woop! ehem. Yikes, I got about 4 hours of really shitty sleep last night and it is just starting to hit me.  Ugh. This sucks. Have a Read more...

Today’s keyword activity. HAH!

Ok, so I know I just posted but I really need to share this. I went to check my webstats and I nearly fell over when I saw the “top keywords” that have brought people to my site in the past 24 hours, from places like GOOGLE. Fucking classic. Here are the best of the Read more...