Monthly Archives: July 2009

You’re not my database programmer, you can’t tell me what to do..

Holy Shit! whoa! Alright, I got the “you’ve got 10 days” to post , or lose a limb, so here I am.  To clear things up, no, I have not LEFT this site for a new one. I am have not fallen in love with a better looking site or one richer in content…nor am Read more...

What a raw deal.

I went searching through the city for you, in and out of literally every apartment building. Finally, after what seemed like the longest night of my life, I saw a building and instinctively I knew you were in it. I opened the front door and heard your voice. Indeed, you had been found.  There were Read more...

The Eyebrow Showcase Returns.

I am in crunch mode pretty much in every aspect of my life and I have been slipping in regards to keeping up with the most fascinating eyebrows on one of my favorite sites, dlisted.com. So, I have decided to step away from the cheeseburger(s) and present you with some cat crazy, ball shriveling,  eyebrow Read more...

Tall and Sweet.

The past few days have been great. Thanks for the good time sluts. It’s Monday which means, er, party time! Whoo hoo! My new site is just about to launch. OMG, it’s so funny. This could be the gooder. Fuck this, hang on, this coffee is NOT black enough. BRB. The sun is out which Read more...

(happy birthday to me)

Today is all about new beginnings me. Last night we rang in “my new year” at midnight, on cam, with a shot of tequila and a chat room full of the webs top whackers. Susan, you were the best, bless your voyeuristic little heart. Great fun. Good times. Thanks y’all. My husband surprised me with Read more...