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For those of you who don’t already know this, I am a pretty disgruntled person, unless, of course, there is vodka involved… and/or valium and/or versed. I know you all wanna be just like me and want to know what my “secret” is, so I thought that I would be generous and share my recipe Read more...
Whoa. These past two days have been insane. It all began on Friday night. Basically, I went to a friends house to help her make cupcakes for a baby shower she was hosting the next day, and it basically turned into a raging booze-fest. I woke up with dried up frosting over 70% of my Read more...
It sucks I cannot recall what it was about because it was a real hit. OMG, yesterdays dramz…so that lady who shit on our entry way like a month ago did it AGAIN, IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, and this time she was caught by the guy who owns the dog washing shop across the street! I Read more...
First, if it doesn’t end in “.ru” it’s not spam… we’ve been together for quite some time, spam-catcher, plugin-guy…you should know this by now. …and that’s .ru, as in RUSSIA, as in the biggest darn spammers EVER. Don’t they know that spamming blogs is sooo like 1992. Get with the times fuckers. —- “thanks for Read more...
“Well, gee doc., I just feel like I could drop dead at any moment and it makes me want to stab myself in the eye to divert my thoughts” “Oh, now, that’s no good…here, come a little closer, let’s have a look” “Ok…” I move closer, he grabs my arm, and all of a sudden Read more...
