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Dear Hortense, If I was not married, sexually attracted to you and lived within’ a reasonable range according to google maps, I’d get you shitty drunk and take advantage of you. LOVE YOU, Hortense xx [this is what I was lissening ( four songs playlist ) to when I first met you nearly TEN years Read more...
I was going to post about it, but then realized that it really wasn’t that funny unless you were there. No Billziak, I did not drop acid for breakfast, I just woke up with a mean case of the giggles brought on by drunkenness. Last night was so bad ass. I was “crowned” sushi chef Read more...
My “week” does not coincide with a typical “week” for most people, so if it’s Tuesday and I say that I’ve had a long week, don’t start thinking that I am some kind of asshole (although, that may very well be true)…however, it’s Thursday, so nevermind. I have some things that I’ve been promising to Read more...
I scanned in some photos from when there was still hope. Can you beeelieve it Janet? Daaahling check out the “gladiator” sandals… faaaabulous. No, it didn’t happen overnight, I’ve always been this classy… I became a “multi-tasker” at a very young age… One look says it all. It’s funny, in 90% of the photos between Read more...
I still write Brett Anderson’s initials on my panties… [Audio clip: view full post to listen]
