Monthly Archives: October 2009

Arschloch (?) Merci mon ami.

I have eaten and drank enough in the last two nights to keep me through about 16 winters. In fact, the amount of tequila I drank could probably power an entire village in Mexico. I don’t even like Tequila. What is wrong with me? Oh yea, I am moving to Germany in March <insert a Read more...

Grüezi

Sleep is such a gorgeous thing. Last night was exceptional. ..but then I woke up and learned that the incompetent “contractors” aka: illegals picked up in front of Home Depot, had called us to tell us that they will NOT be coming in today to put in our kitchen floor. Apparently, one of the douche Read more...

In Limbo – fuckity fuck fucker.

This is really making me tired. The wait. Are we moving or are we not moving? Well, we ARE moving, but whether it’s to Germany or not is still unclear and we were told we’d find out by the end of this week which was yesterday. Slow moving poop. Anyway, I am frustrated. Also, I Read more...

Ich Mein Gott.

My life for the next 4 months, pure chaos. Please forgive me if I am not as attentive. Pththth We aren’t moving until February and while that sounds like enough time to get shit done, it ain’t. Everything is time sensitive, time consuming…wait-wait-wait. S-T-R-E-S-S. On top of that, I am on antibiotics which make me Read more...

There is a 97% chance that at this…

time next year I will be experiencing Oktoberfest, in person, as a real-life resident of Munich. Yeah! JOA does Germany! This should really be made into a realty series on TV. I am giving us a %3 percent chance at failure though, only so that if something DOES go wrong (passport doesn’t come in time, Read more...