Monthly Archives: November 2009

Humor Me. (spelled the lazy amercian way)

What a life to be me. I am having an issue with organization. This has never REALLY been a problem for me. I have always been a top-notch multitaster but lately I just cannot seem to get my shit together. I don’t know if it’s the lack if neurotransmitters currently being recycled in my brain Read more...

I’m not needeh…

My day began to an unpleasant, yet familiar, sound, “squeak, squeak, squeak” …and when I looked over, I was not surprised to find Steve, my baby tortoise, mouth wide open, mounting Lammy, my older tortoise. Ugh, gross. He does this all the time and yet he still cannot seem to figure out which end is Read more...

Alllrriiigggghhtt

“Honey, not tonight, I need my sleep… I’ve got a lot of partying to do tomorrow” That pretty much sums it up. Wed. night was insane. Mz. AgentDragonFly flew in from Houston and I hosted a dinner party for EIGHT tards. Everything went swimmingly and we all got very drunk. So drunk that the missing Read more...