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Me again, and I’m back with a brand new old craptastic recipe that I know you are going to love (riiiight). I recommend making this one for a lover who’s about to bail, or for your boss, if they happen to be separate people. Its’ really good and it can cause people who can no Read more...
If you guessed Navin R. Johnson, you would be incorrect. However, if you guessed that today my husband is having his Naturalization Interview in order to become a citizen of this fabulous country founded by a majorly fabulous dude who wore sick ass tights, a powdered wig with a pretty little bow in the back, Read more...
Firstly, thank you S.Pickle for suggesting cam4, but I just can’t get passed the home page without becoming sick, which makes getting to the “download” software page practically impossible. I can only endure so much visual torture …that shit makes my leather-studded crotchless panty with a strap-on and three sewn-on assholes blush . Secondly, good Read more...
I am feeling generous and since cooking is something I enjoy doing, and can pull off without making anyone hurl, I thought that sharing my shitty recipes might be a nice addition to this shitty blog. Don’t expect much thought. I sort of just make it up as I go along , but this one Read more...
No, that’s not a character on Jersey Shore. It’s a real-life thingamajig and yesterday while I was in the shower, taking shots of vodka, I began thinking about my current state of ” textbook unemployment” and I got a little ticked off because I just don’t see why I am not worth paying for. I Read more...
