Monthly Archives: February 2010

Wrong.The Pants Party has Not Relocated to My Mouth.

I don’t shit, bleed, or fart.  I am a sexual tigress with legs for days which are most often seen in the up-and-open position. I have magical crotchless panty-powers which can turn ordinary food items into culinary works of art in the wink of a very experimental brown eye.”Suck, Stir, Fold, Repeat..”, that’s my motto, Read more...

Three Spectacular Shits.

Yesterday was a nightmare. Poor Daisy either ingested something or was bitten by an insect because at around a quarter to 5 in the morning she began acting bizarre. At around 9am she broke out with hives on her eyelids and wouldn’t let me come near her ears which is when I knew something was Read more...