I have eaten and drank enough in the last two nights to keep me through about 16 winters. In fact, the amount of tequila I drank could probably power an entire village in Mexico. I don’t even like Tequila. What is wrong with me? Oh yea, I am moving to Germany in March <insert a little dance here>.
How fucking crazy is that?
I need to de-meat and figure this shit out.
I need coffee. wah.
In other news:
The Shitting Lady was once again spotted outside holding a conversation with herself yesterday afternoon. I was going to phone up the police again, as they told me to do whenever I saw her in the hood, however, I no longer care.. so call, I did not. From now on, I am not going to allow myself to get all worked up over any form of shit that goes on in, or near, my place of residence. I am officially washing my hands of it and will do as the rest of these fuckers around here do and pretend that the pooping bandit does not exist. Seriously, I am sick and tired of being the only member of neighborhood watch. This is San Francisco, a city where multi-million dollar homes share fences with housing projects. There will always be problems and, frankly, I am tired of standing up for my rights. Fuck it. SO, from now on, the grouchy asshole scooter riding lesbian couple who live below us, better known as “two dykes, one bike”, can chase away the scum and call the city when the entry way is used for a shit-athon. I’m through girl.
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I’ve been having bursts of happiness. Basically, I will be sitting around, with my standard face on, when all of a sudden I am overcome by an intense wave of elation. I am convinced that this is the first stage leading up to full blown insanity…either that or perhaps I am experiencing Prozac poop-out and I have been suppressing my natural tendency toward looniness by taking SSRI’s for all of these years. This blog is really just me using technology to talk to myself. I am like a white color basket case. Dude, somebody call Lifetime.
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I have been having heart palpitations again and while they do compliment my “happy spells” rather nicely, it is REALLY stressful wondering if this might be the flutter that takes me into full blown cardiac electrical failure. I mean, I know better, they are benign, and I’ve experienced this off and on since I was a kid but still. I am in a vulnerable place, what with giving up the only seat on neighborhood watch, moving to a foreign country, and being on the brink of loosing my mind. Did I forget to mention that last night, I learned (from a German living here), that in Germany if one tries to speak German, to a German, and doesn’t pronounce words properly, or misuses a word, they will think you are some sort of idiot and won’t even attempt to talk to you, correct you, or help you?! I mean, heck, I have been studying with the intention of actually TALKING to people in German and although I suck at it now, I’d like to properly learn it… so do they have to be mean? Please say it ain’t so. Apparently, they prefer talking to foreigners, such as myself, in English because they like practicing their English and they would rather use English in conversation if possible. WTH?! I am not moving to Germany so that I can speak English. I want the full effect dammit. What is wrong with this world?
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I’m bored.
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There is some truth in what you’re saying about the use of languages. I do recognize the fact that you want to speak German in Germany, that’s obvious. But it’s not true that people will laugh at you, or angry…no…! The thing is, they know you are a caucasian from origine,at least someone from the Western hemisphere.You’re blond and white.So they will think you’re a tourist or so, and then there will be no problem at all,au contraire. They will love the fact , that you make an effort to speak their language.But if you’re a darker person , lets say like a Gypsy or a Turkish or Moslim person, things will be different, because these immigrants, legal or not, are considered making advantage of the social security and so. And the general opinion is that if you take the benefits of the country you live at,at least you do have to speak the language !! It’s almost the same like the Mexicans in the USA. In general you won’t face great difficulties Colleen.
I do the same, when a foreigner ask me something in my language and i notice he has some difficulties, I immediatly change into English or French or German…allot of people in Flanders do so. But you’re right, that way you don’t gonna learn the language.
Another thing is that the Germans from the south, like Bavaria, are known as gently people. I’m not an expert on the Germans (haha) but in general the Northern Germans ( former DDR )are far more correct and stiffer. They are the Prussians from the past.Also the people from Austria are considered very gentel and polite.The German they speak there I like very much.But once again, don’t take me for the all-German expert….haha…
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Well, they better just suck it up because I have given them 5 months advance notice that I am coming…
….And they don’t have a clue what’s gonna come over them…..!
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Colleen, it’s heartburn..
better lay off the Gansebraten, Hasenpfeffer, Kalbshaxe, Kalbsvogel, Konigsberger Klopse, Sauerbraten, Weiner Schnitzel, Bratwurst, and Sauerkraut…wait until you get to Germany.
…hey…dont light a match!
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A cereal killer…
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re so wrapped up in themselves…
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends…
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts…
What is a vampire’s favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel…
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Today Dia de los Muertes..;and also my wife’s anniversary…on the most sad day of the year…and what’s more…at this moment the rain pours down from the sky……very depressing…sigh….:-(
its day of the dead here too…ugh, hangover
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….I know what you mean…..;-)
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of drinkin’ fools. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet and no one takes of the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later, the same Irishman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.
“Is your bet still good?”, asks the Irishman.
The Texan says “Yes,” and he asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.
Immediately, the Irishman tears into all 10 pints of beer, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits down in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and asks, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”
The Irishman replies, “Oh… I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”
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Yes you do Collena ….I don’t care you’re moving to Europe,I don’t care you have to do photoshoots,I don’t care you have hughe hangovers…..you ignore thousends of viewers in this room ! We deserve some respect !
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ok….4minutes watching tumbleweed is over the top….
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