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ho-hum.
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A R S E D A Y L O G O
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of Texas A&M, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, a company matching retirement fund for 50% of your salary, and a company car leased every 2 years — say, a red Corvette?” The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?” And the interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”
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-When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.
“I have an idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!” When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.
Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”
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-A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. “I’d like one under-cooked egg so that it’s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.” “That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.” The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”
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-this one’s for your hubbie Collena….
It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, “honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.
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-JOA’s hubbie bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where the hell was I going to find a fake Jeep?”
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As i’m posting this,nasa will bomb the surface of the…Moon…! The so called lcross Project….It’s an illegal act because there are agreements between the nations ,not exploring nore occupie planets or violate outer space. Only 9 hours left….we don’t know what’s going to happen….after the explosion ! If there’s intelligent life on Mars or the Moon….whe’re in big trouble…think about it !
-this is my favourite radioshow Colleen !
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9aLq_I6Ueo
The Nobel Price for Obama…? Well I think it’s a bit too soon….they had to give it to you instead Colleen !
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..I wonder..do they also have the Nobelprice for Cheese…?
Chinese Nobel Rice…
Police price : Nobelprice for Freeze !
Catholic prize : Nobelprice for Jeeeeeezzzz….!
hello my dear…we survived the Mooncrash ! Arn’t we soooo lucky !!!?
LIVE MOON FOOTAGE !!
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Did you see it?
yes I did…live ! But there wasn’t great entertainement in it…:-(
But when the cam approached the moons surface, it was pretty good. Very detailed images of the moon.
You can see it on NASA.tv
There was a press conference few hours after the event. The teamleader was happy, because everything was going smootly as planned. There wasn’t a big smokeplume tough,as they presumed. Now they have to analyse the data. this could last for weeks or even months.
But what I’m talking about here….do ya think I’m one of those wacky nerdlike professors or what….;-)
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That’s why he deserves the Nobel Prize….
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haha…
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yeah..ok..whatever you say!
Hi Guys. Just checking in.
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HERZLICH WILLKOMMEN !
…..Don’t mention the war……:-)haha…
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