It is confirmed. Beans, in fact, are the magical fruit.
I feel like I haven’t posted in ages. I’ve been running around like a jerk and haven’t had a moment to type, let alone clean my room (as seen last night by the entire 20 people who make up my world these days)
Also, sorry for being the most boring girl with big tits on the internet last night. It was literally 8:59 and the corn dogs were still in the oven… plus, I had just received like 2000 photos to browse through from one of my shoots and had to have a look.
Either way, it was so funny. I was expecting very little, mostly from me, and somewhat from you (jk) and it turned out to be quite hysterical. French translator guy left many of us speechless… yeah, and speaking of speech. I emailed the commies at ustream and requested that they give me a solution to the CENSORED issue we were having last night in chat. As many of you know, I reject being censored…I am thinking that maybe they automatically censor you when you have a certain number of people in the room..because that would indicate that the room is popular and they don’t want a lot of fucking shit cock and ass all over the place.
Either way it’s BULLSHIT and I am working on it.
So expect some new photos VERY soon. I am picking through them and pull some nice ones for you all to whack off too. (clap clap)
Also, I think that I am going to use this site as my portfolio. I am debating on whether or not to get actual agency representation here in SF… It’s not that I am afraid of rejection (I expect it, embrace it and masturbate thinking of it), it’s just that I don’t quite “fit in” to any particular category of the model/entertainer type. I am neither, I am both, I am nothing. I’m starting my own agency: FAY Talent ™, as in (fuck all y’all) Talent ™. It has a nice ring to it and it doesn’t discriminate. So if you want to be famous, or feel famous, let me know and I will build you a portfolio here on my site, images and all. You are all loved at joanofarse.com, even beaners heebs.
Alright, back to organizing photos and pickin’ beans out of my teeth.
Good day
CL
Sneak preview of pics to come:
This is from my “natural” no makeup shoot, so you may throw up in your pants. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. The whacking level just went way down… I am afraid to post sexy, the age of my audience appears to be declining at a frightening rate.
Slurp
