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Bob is not paying my bills anymore….bad, bad man.

Hey!
I’m here and I am all brand new! My dental work has been sorted out and I am happy to report that I have been relieved of the constant pain and overall feeling of malaise. Whoo hoo! Bye bye Vicodin, hello happy!

I am very excited for next week, tons of shoots AND, even more exciting.. the launch of my ONLINE STORE!! YES YES YES! I haven’t been shooting for the past two weeks,  due to my tooth dilemma, so I’ve been nerding it up and I built an online store for my site. I am still fiddling around with the layout and the overall design but it works like a dream and I am so frickin’ excited I could blink.

What will I be selling, you ask? … EButt Plugs!  No, actually, I have been doing shoots for trade, no signed release of the photos..meaning neither party can use them for commercial use, aka:profit. This poses a problem for me because I would like to get paid, in some money-like form, for being really ridiculously good looking (hey now Jonah said I was a 10 so STFU hahah) … so from now on I will only be shooting with signed releases stating that I can sell them and owe no royalties to the photographer…I will give the photogs credit and link to them, but they cannot collect a percentage of the sale. Any10not8, I am going to be selling photos in high res., desktop themes, videos, secret URL’s to “special webcam events”…. and the BEST thing about it is that I linked it through a paypal check out system, so you don’t have to register to purchase anything, AND EVERYTHING for sale will be downloadable. No shipping. Unless, of course, it is a calendar or an actual non-virtual object. It’s so bad ass… I know you will love, save up your allowance!

Typing of webcam… I will be popping on camarades at some point,URL, next week for the last time.Mostly because I am sick of the person who keeps ripping each image and even more mostly because I feel like I should make a little profit on my time and my mad entertainment skillz. Starting next week,  when I do go on cam… you will have to purchase the URL to the new site through my store. You only have to purchase it once and it won’t cost a ton. It’s like a special key to my webcam, and a forced token of your appreciation. The URL  will not change, unless I am doing a special event and I will be streaming from another location..in that case, you will have to purchase that URL to view that event. I won’t charge to stream, so once you are there, you can stay as long as you want. I will be scheduling shows about 2x a week and will be on for at least an hour. You will get your moneys worth, whores. Chat will still remain free through this site.

Important: All webcam proceeds will go toward the purchase of a NEW High Def WebCam/ Digital VIDEO CAMERA so that I can make even cooler videos and look even better live in high def baby. So it benefits you to contribute.

Lastly, somebody special turned SIX years old this week so don’t forget to wish our little buddy, and my co-host,  a happy stinky poopy-time birthday after your late afternoon whack.

Stay tuned for my next video “Give a Dog a Bath” which was voted for by you!! It’s gonna be great!

xoxo

CL



Do whatcha FEEL now..

Long lovely weekend, great people, great shoots. Very tired… but I present to you, this:

Your last freebie.

colleen1416-copy

Don’t forget to check out the sneak previews @ colleengomez.com !!! Lots more to come!



So long WW/Camarades…

For some reason they have banned me AGAIN and I am over it. My patience for this sort of nonsense is wearing thin and so I have given up trying to get them to reinstate my page.

I just don’t care enough.

Either way, don’t bother going there anymore. I am removing all links to that site on here.

From now on you will have to go to ustream to see me. The best way to know if I am online, or not, is to follow me. This means you have to register for an account…which you wont do because you are lazy and therefore you suck.

wah – wah

I am displeased with the fact that there is a layer of coffee film muck at the bottom of my cup. Totally unacceptable.

anger…grrr



New show alert! Follow me on Ustream!

Howdy Nipple Twisters

Be sure to check out my new series on Ustream called “I Stream Freely” …

The pilot airs this Friday so don’t miss it and if you do miss it, you aren’t missing much.

Be sure to FOLLOW me on Ustream to get notified of upcoming shows!!! Yay!

Gotta run…peeeeace!

xx

CL



Don’t worry guys, it will be back to biz as usual

And I will be all yours just like old times.. Camarades, boring blogs, Ustream, drunkenness, debauchery, Twatter… this Ford thing has got to be a fluke, reason being: I am not 16. It should be a cool experience though…being told, to my face, that I am a pasty old crooked cow. hehe. I’m packin’ valium for this interview baby. It’s gonna be a doozy ( go easy on me Ford, my pacemaker can only take so much).

Let’s form an honesty circle and discuss where my true potential lies so that I can continue eating Taco Bell and drinking 40′s and not giving a shit about having dirty fingernails.

Truth be typed. I would make a great model for:

1. granny panties

2. denture glue

3. granny panty glue

4. blue hair tint

5. anything to do with hemorrhoids or incontinence

6. menopause, menofastforward, menostop

7. cellulite creams

8. corn patches

….and stray hair laser removal stuff.

oh, and many many others.

My dream, is to make money right here, on this site…yes! What a concept!  I would NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT! I COULD EAT ALL THE TACO BELL I WANT AND I WOULD NOT HAVE TO SHAVE MY BEARD.

I could go back to sleeping til’ noon… can’t wait for that. I could be here for you 24/7. “Throwing your life away” is a scam.

This is not a career Frankzzz. Don’t worry, there is no work in SF for girls like me…except the hooking kind, which is not my cup of rum, but I must admit, it pays better than this website ;-)

WOOOP!

Alright, off to sleep off 10 years. ha.ha.ha.

I have another fun, interesting shoot with Michi (the spooky photo set) on Thursday night ;-) … it’s gonna be one of them martini sippin’ nights kids.

xx

CG