could it be any more fucking obvious.

Anymute, last nigh was genuine. Really, I have to give all the credit to the bartender at tres agaves who hooked up firecrotch and i with that shot of sweet tequila…for without it, I may have had better judgement..or not..either way, this water’s (and  NSAIDS) to you.

I am so happy I could sing. Tonight is the last fucking day of the worst fucking year of my entire fucking lame ass life. A new years celebration could not have come at a better time. Life is perfection. A new year, great friends, fabulous food, a loving marriage, a high speed internet connection.. ah yes, all the things we strive for in life, i’ve got. You are all green with envy, I know. In all honesty, what I’ve got is a headache, a pair of 600 dollar shoes with a broken heel, acid reflux, laundry piled everywhere, no couch and a kitchen sink full of plates  covered in lovely growths and mysteriousness. But hey, maybe in 2009 people will actually buy the shit I am going to sell on this site and then I will be able to afford a maid, and a shrink.

until then, happy new years bootlickers. may you party in peace.

xx

CL

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Here’s a funny for ya.. I always get a major kick when I see DHD (dollhouse dude). Enjoy!