My crown/veneers for my teeth still have not come in and it is fucking killing me. My teeth were always somewhat sensitive but holy shitcicle…this is some serious pain y’all. It hurts so bad my nose stings… the discomfort is similar to when someone runs their nails along a chalkboard… or when you bite down on aluminum foil with a filling. OUCH! FUCKER!

Anyway, I REALLY do not like Vicodin but unfortunately it is the only thing that works. Well, that combined with a fabulous bottle of red wine 10+ shots of vodka and getting a bikini wax. Waxing always takes the pain away.

These past two days, to distract myself from the tornado going on in my mouth, I have had a few great intense cardio workouts which put pain in other parts of the body so that I could eat…  and then I straight up DEEP ( yeah baby – just how I like it ) cleaned my apartment… as in: I pulled out the stove, the fridge, everything from the cabinets and pine-sol’d  it a new asshole. The toilet is sparkling, the walls have been scrubbed with Clorox and are , once again, free of finger marks and as white as can be…ahhhh, that makes me so very happy.

I like clean. “Cleanliness is next to godliness” is the only thing them Jews got right IMO . I am all for that sterile surgical-style feeling but, let me tell ya,  it is hard to manage with a dog (and a slob for a husband) and so I gave in and  I traded in the crisp white slip-covered couch for a “cranberry” red number. It feels clean after a good febreeze, even though I know it’s probably got skid marks and wine stains clinging to each and every fiber.

Hey, ya bored yet?! Yeah, suck it.

Anyshitstainedballznwallz, tomorrow marks the end of the poll and it looks like GIVE A DOG A BATH is winning by a landmine, er landslide. Poor Daisy. She is gonna be so embarrassed. She does not look her best when wet…very similar to a wet cat all skinny with a big ol’ head. Hee hee. I will be recording sometime next week. I know what you are all thinking and it’s not gonna happen. Sick fucks. It will be fun nonetheless.

Alright well I must finish dinner. Tonight we are having steamed artichokes with a garlic lemon aoili  dipping sauce, roasted turnips + brussel sprouts (mmmm FART) and a lemon/rosemary roast chicken. Jealous? You should be cause it’s gonna be delicious… and as always, dessert…well,  it takes place alright.

P.S. Fennel is like the “root of the month”, we love that shit roasted with some sherry or sauteed and put into Cioppino but the shits like $2.00 EACH right now… as in EACH BULB. Bullshit man!

Cheers Slut lovers!

xoxox

Collz

Hey did you get to check out the sneak preview from the shoot I did the other day? If not, click on over to my photo blog and have a whack-see.

I won’t have much more to show you for a few weeks. I have had to push back most of my shoots due to my dental dilema.