I don’t know what the deal is but I terrify people here (don’t laugh). Seriously, many/most of the people I’ve met so far are either confused about me and question Husband as to “Where he found this pretty American Girl?” or they straight up run away from me, like they might catch “it” if they come too close. (sick wit it)

Some of the encounters I’ve had with people have been a bit odd. For instance, a few weeks back I was at a department store and asked a woman (she spoke English) who worked there where I could find a measuring tape , she froze up, turned bright red and at one point looked as though she was going to throw up. She then blurted out “I don’t know! gaaah!”. Um. Alrighty then… Was I having THAT BAD of a hair day? Did I have a major camel toe or white powder coming out of my nose?!? I know I didn’t fart…

Anyway, other than spooking people out, I am still sitting here at the dining room table because our couches STILL have not arrived. These cat-crazy Herman freight companies take a three week, I don’t even know what the fuck you call it, in the middle of summer. So our couches have been sitting in some warehouse for three weeks now. Swell, but not really.

In addition to that I am still not gainfully employed. I think that a part of me doesn’t want to…er, well, commit. I think that I am still not 100% convinced that this isn’t just a vacation and that I am not going home, or to Maui, in three weeks. I need to get with the program, I know. I am just having a hard time connecting/accepting it.

Our Herman teacher has been gone on vacation so no class and unfortunately I have not been keeping up with my studies. Again, committal issues. I will snap out of it and give in. Eventually Hopefully.

I miss my friends (you know damn well who you are). I miss going out to dinner…talking about boys and husbands and being big dorks. I miss driving in my car. I miss food. Heck I even miss the traffic on 101. I miss Celias. I miss Napa…ahh the wineries. I miss being able to work legally. I miss being UNDERSTOOD. I miss hearing people speak English. Fuck that, I miss hearing people speak Spanish. I <3 beaners.

** I JUST got your text PEEEE PEEEE!! MISS YOU! LOVE YOU!**

Oh, hey, so I was pretty bored the other day, which is a typical day for me, and so I decided to go with a joke and put up  a new website: www.dickinyourfacebook.com. Basically, I am going to build an “anti-social/anti-facebook” website. It’s going to be everything Facebook isn’t. I just purchased the domain yesterday, put up a temp. landing page and was given permission, by my server doods, to install the software… so now it’s just a matter of finding one that doesn’t suck. It’s gonna kick ass. You thought Twitdrunk was amazing!? You just wait. arrrgh.

Alright somehow it went from 9am to noon so I gotta scram. Stay sloppy out there ladies. xx

P.S. Action…. I want action. Hi. You should see me move.

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