I bumped into the head chin-of-mass-destruction on dlisted again and wah-lah she’s been browed! I agree with the blog mummy about her resemblance to a certain tater head. fuuuck me, i want garlic fries. bitch where’s my coffee!

favorite thing to do, of the day: drink loads of water, beer, voddie and then have to pee real bad BUT HOLD IT…wait for my immigrant husband to get a call from a client (he works from home on weekends), run to the loo, leave bathroom door open and pee with such force that it echos off of every wall in the apt. ha-ha-ha. then to top it off:  a niiiice looud crisp FLUSH. cheerio!

SEE YA ON CAM TONIGHT FAILURES! xx CL

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