Things have been so intense around here due to the moving-to-a-foreign-country-where-it-snows in 6 weeks or less thing, that I have literally begun to radiate anxiety. It’s blinding and debilitating. Lord have mercy, I’ve only got so many god given teeth I can grind!
I chock it all up to my fear of being displaced and out of control, and also because, holy heck y’all, I’m going to be an immigrant, and quite frankly, not being “the shit” anymore, as we Americans are born and raised to think we are, makes me feel a little bit Mexican.
What if they laugh at my German? Or even worse, what if they laugh at my English?
That sausage is not pure.
An injustice has been done.
Give the lady your credit card sir.
Long live the King Queen.
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They’ll LOVE YOU! First, they’ll be dazzled by your beauty. So, that gives u a superficial “in” with the crankier krauts. Then, with that sparkling personality and your love of drinking, you’ll be a NATURAL over there. And then there’s the health care. It’s better than ours. Ask for xanax/valium from your new doctor. Tell him you need it during your “adjustment period” of living in a new country!
OH…Don’t order Goldschlager over there, order Goldwasser, Goldschlager is swag compared to Goldwasser. Just a tip.
Don’t forget your sombrero,poncho and don’t shave your moustache anymore Collena Gomez y Pollo !(chicken)…
-order whatever you like,the beer will allway’s be much better than in the US…..but don’t mention the war…haha….You propably know that mister Adolf H. started his “carriere” in Munich , in the Bierkeller or Hofbrauhaus….he didn’t shave his moustache neather and see what happened…..
To speak any foreign language fluendly , it is absolutely neccessary to be drunken….
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