Ok, so I know I just posted but I really need to share this. I went to check my webstats and I nearly fell over when I saw the “top keywords” that have brought people to my site in the past 24 hours, from places like GOOGLE. Fucking classic.
Here are the best of the really disturbing bunch:
“creepy nursery rhymes”
“neighbors tits”
“my tits”
“german perverts”
“cock compilation”
“milking my nabors titties” <— ??? WTF!
“rise and shine slut”
“two sets of testicles so divine”
“Are you retarded or just Iceland?”
“my neighbours tits”
“hairy chest gold chain”
“60s tits”
“paper cock”
“hairy chest and gold chain”
“tits and arse”
“msn lowhangingballs” < — hahahahahahahwhwhwhahwhahah
“horse cocks” ?!?@?
Welcome to my sick, sick world.
Colleen (taking a bow)












3 Comments
haha…’ german perverts ‘….was ist das….was machen sie….what are they doing,I mean….what’s the difference between German perverts or Californian perverts or Koeweiti Perverts….a perv is a perv….don’t you agree Collena Pervertina…?
-http://images.quickblogcast.com/110818-103566/pervert.jpg
I think the German ones taste saltier.
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mfl/lowres/mfln216l.jpg
I shall try to be on camarades or ustream tommorrow…