Evenin’ Tricks,

I’ve been a busy nerd/slut tonight. Not only have I done everything (put a roast in the oven, humped a mailman, hung the dirty laundry out to air)… I’ve improved the quality of the browsing experience, both on my blog and on my photos page, for all of my 2 lovely viewers. Both of whom can suck it short and semi-hard.

I redid the way that the server re-directs my urls in the photo directory (you care and you are happy -STFU) so that google will like me more better. Basically it was spitting out unfriendly url’s rather than just your standard pictures/imawhoo-ker.jpg and that got google all confused, making my photos unsearchable and that bothered me since I need the attention. How do I know this? I don’t, just a hunch because of my lazy naming scheme (camelToe) and after about 5 hours of researching how to make  my gallery SEO (search engine optimized biatches!) I renamed all of the photos and strategically tagged my albums in order to bring in more perverted traffic. I want to be #1! .. or number 2 or somewhere in the first 1000…or nnot.

I am sure it’s still all broke ass.. I had to fiddle with the code in the lowest way possible…literally having a scuffle with the .htaccess file in that fricken directory so that the breadcrumbs would stop cutting off the WWW before the path – crappy opensource minge code … I am a consistionist … if that’s even a fucking word. I want all of my pages to load a certain way, in a certain format because: it’s possible, it’s clean, it’s what I want and because IT’S CORRECT.. either way, I hacked it, smeared poop on it and it worked and I am a happy lady.

By the way…suck it apache. You will never outsmart me…and Gallery 2 you can suck it too along with my only three readers who don’t appreciate shit.

Anyfuckiburnedtheroast, the pictures are still as pathetic as ever, just like me. That will change soon, unlike me. I Promise. Optimize Optimize …

The blog has been revamped, in that I changed the format of how it looks a bit, updated the software, added a masturbation widget, a shout thingy that nobody will use… switched around some of the meta garb.. anyway, it’s prettier, cleaner and I still haven’t showered so again, eat shit, suck it, you are worth less than me and I hope that you have a lovely night.

must go roast the potatoes at a quarter to 11pm… hunger pangs and protruding hip bones call.

xx

Crack Luscious