Category Archives: Ping This Bitch


link to me and how happy you’ll be!

Yes!

Forums are up and are somewhat stable. I will automatically approve the first 100 users cause I’m feeling extra warm and fuzzy and christmassy. So, register, make a profile, upload an image or two .. heck, post something..anything.. you won’t find banned words and/or censorship here. So go for it.

Giveaways! I’ve been thinking of doing a monthly giveaway to the best perv. This months giveaway is a pair of my panties :-) haha! yep, you read right. link to me and you will receive. Just send me an email, listing all sites which link to www.joanofarse.com, and the perv with the most links wins a pair of my luscious panties! I will even take them off and package them for you live on cam so you better get on it ladies WOOOP! where’s me drink.

I am still feeling poorly, no cam tonight. Tomorrow I will do my best.

off to nurse my cold with brandy xx



Sick all over

Winter has bitten me. I’ve got what appears to be a cold and my throat is feeling a bit rough. This blows but then it got worse…..

(speaking of sick)… I was reading through one of my favorite gossip sites this morning and came upon this lovely number:
WTF?!… suddenly my throat pain was replaced by eye pain and then I started laying, what appeared to be, organic extra large eggs from my mouth. What a travesty.

Anyflappin’labia, I am heading back to my pink sparkly den to finish forums… hopefully I will regain my vision before I deploy it. I didn’t read the disclaimer on the article….fuck me hard gently.
xx
C. Luscious



Chat Shmat

I swear I am trying to get a new chat up and running. It’s actually pissing me off so much I could take a sledgehammer to my server and tear it to shreds. I have spent day after night after day configuring this fucker and JUST when I think I’ve got it.. crash, error, database fatality. FUUUUCK MEEEE.

Anydickhole, this chat app, if it configured properly, woulda been real nice. Too bad nobody tested the installer before it was released, too bad nobody cared enough ..kinda like a baby in a dumpster …make and release. Morally wrong.

i feel so helpless, and i just cannot shut the fuck up. back to the code. see ya when you smell me from across the street.