remember back in the old days (2002 I believe), when life was simple..and when my new years resolutions consisted of only two things: quit smoking and quit sucking dick? Well, times have changed and while it was difficult not to suck a dick for an ENTIRE year… I managed it and now I am here to ask you for a favor. I promise to be a good girl…I promise to eat less bacon…fold my laundry rather than throw it on the floor and just replace my clothes with a new ones when I have nothing left to wear. I promise to go to bed by 3am and get up by 9am… if, and only if…I can have THESE in RED, SIZE 41. Thanks god, you are really swell.

yessss, pleeaaase, yessssss. thank youuuu in advannnncceeeeee..mmmbyyeeee