Don’t worry guys, it will be back to biz as usual

March 31, 2009

And I will be all yours just like old times.. Camarades, boring blogs, Ustream, drunkenness, debauchery, Twatter… this Ford thing has got to be a fluke, reason being: I am not 16. It should be a cool experience though…being told, to my face, that I am a pasty old crooked cow. hehe. I’m packin’ valium for this interview baby. It’s gonna be a doozy ( go easy on me Ford, my pacemaker can only take so much).

Let’s form an honesty circle and discuss where my true potential lies so that I can continue eating Taco Bell and drinking 40′s and not giving a shit about having dirty fingernails.

Truth be typed. I would make a great model for:

1. granny panties

2. denture glue

3. granny panty glue

4. blue hair tint

5. anything to do with hemorrhoids or incontinence

6. menopause, menofastforward, menostop

7. cellulite creams

8. corn patches

….and stray hair laser removal stuff.

oh, and many many others.

My dream, is to make money right here, on this site…yes! What a concept!  I would NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT! I COULD EAT ALL THE TACO BELL I WANT AND I WOULD NOT HAVE TO SHAVE MY BEARD.

I could go back to sleeping til’ noon… can’t wait for that. I could be here for you 24/7. “Throwing your life away” is a scam.

This is not a career Frankzzz. Don’t worry, there is no work in SF for girls like me…except the hooking kind, which is not my cup of rum, but I must admit, it pays better than this website ;-)

WOOOP!

Alright, off to sleep off 10 years. ha.ha.ha.

I have another fun, interesting shoot with Michi (the spooky photo set) on Thursday night ;-) … it’s gonna be one of them martini sippin’ nights kids.

xx

CG


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6 Comments

  1. Samplerman
    Posted March 31, 2009 at | Permalink

    wow, Colleen, how old are you….really?
    To us, you’re ageless. Superwoman. Wonder(bra)woman,
    ComedyQueen and all around great pal.
    …and I think you have a phenomenal backside.
    hmmmmmmmyummmmmmmoooooohbeeeeeeans

  2. Frankzzzzzzz
    Posted April 1, 2009 at | Permalink

    http://www.donnabaldwin.com/female/femalethumb_all.asp?Category=Mature <—– hey, i’m just want to be helpfull Colleen(age 55…haha)

  3. Frankzzzzzzz
    Posted April 1, 2009 at | Permalink

    http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/fat–models.jpg <—- what about this agency…?

  4. Frankzzzzzzz
    Posted April 1, 2009 at | Permalink

    http://thecontaminated.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/celebrity-sex-dolls-1.jpg

    Here’s another way to make some money Colleen…Allow this company to make a sex-doll from you ! Isn’t it a great idea ?

  5. Samplerman
    Posted April 1, 2009 at | Permalink

    no have this company make a likeness of you
    http://www.realdoll.com

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    Posted April 4, 2009 at | Permalink

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