Heading out tomorrow @ 9am! Scared to fly, but I’ve got vodka, a football helmet, a Mr. T key chain and some of that black stuff to put under my eyes to protect me from UV rays or whatever… so I am covered. Also, I contacted the airline and they wont let me check in my husband.. I guess they don’t do that unless the person is dead. Oh well. I am gonna have to start hitting the sauce early.

Can’t believe it’s already been a year. Wow. See ya when I get back. Think of me at least one other time outside of when you are whackin’ it. Thanks.

Last year, when I was so tan it was retarded.

xx