and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Sid,” asked Mundo, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”
I don’t know,” Mundo replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?”
“I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Mundo asked.
“I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you really sure?” Mundo asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Sir, I ask everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!”
There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.
The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, “We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don’t need these!”
The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, “We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don’t need these!”
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.
The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.
And the American replies, “We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don’t need him!.”
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Wow, Colleen…..
You made me lose my appetite for Gundelsheims.
xoxoxoxo
WTF? A single-toofed shit pickle? I expected a whole mouth’s full at least…
Can i have 5 minutes of my life back?
and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Sid,” asked Mundo, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”
I don’t know,” Mundo replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”
When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?”
“I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Mundo asked.
“I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.
While he was still gone, Sid said, “I cannot believe there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you really sure?” Mundo asked again. “I cannot believe there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Sir, I ask everyone,” the waiter replied exasperated. “We have orange Jews, prune Jews, tomato Jews, and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Mexican Jews!”
There is an American, a German, and a Mexican. They are in all in a boat. The boat is about to sink. Each of them have to throw things out to make the boat lighter.
The German throws out 4 cases of beer and says, “We have a lot of bear in Germany so we don’t need these!”
The Mexican throws out 5 cases of burritos and says, “We have a lot of burritos in Mexico so we don’t need these!”
The American grabs the Mexican and throws him out.
The German asks why he threw the Mexican out.
And the American replies, “We have a lot of Mexicans in America so we don’t need him!.”