Wow. This mornings “court” appearance was total shit. What a waste of a good wooden court room.

I mentioned a while back here that I got busted for having an open container of beer in a car. Seriously lame. We were parked at a “vista point” location watching the sun set and as husband was off using the toilet, Mr. “on foot” officer came a-tappity-tap-tappin’ on the window and spotted my 1/2 drunk spot of beer.

He gave me a ticket and I decided to fight it all the way. Well, all the way turned out to be boring as hell and I still ended up having to pay it. I didn’t even get my jury dammit. Ugh.

Ok, so I half-ass apologize for not posting much lately. I have been working like a mad sloth on my new site. Google actually approved us for ads! hah! I am just as shocked as you are.

Because I KNOW you all care so much, we added voting to the tweets on the website (twitdrunk.com) . Check it out. Pretty funny. Also, we created a little form for people to post anonymous tweets using Twitters API. That way you can get shitty and say what you really WANT to say without regrets or without getting fired/sued the next day. ..and that is all I will say about work because thinking/typing about it is giving me palpitations and heck, it is fat-mouthed COCKTAIL hour! Yes!

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Last weekend was fun fun fun. Bill, aka “Barbara BILL-ingsly” invited a bunch of peeps  over to help him celebrate his b-day. It was very fun and we pretty much laughed the whole time. Sadly, I agreed to let Jonas Brothers drag me off ,to what was clearly a World of Warcraft Reenactment shindig , and we had to leave earlier than I would have liked…actually earlier than Jonas Brothers would have liked as well. It was probably for the best. I ended up doing shots of Bacardi like it was high school and frankly, the hangover I suffered from the next day was worse than anything I could even imagine possible, yep, a reeeeal doozy, hence me skipping out on cocktail hour for the past four days. Yikes.

Anyway, as stated previously, Sunday was spent wanting to die.. and the rest of the week has been work and work and getting to bed early and more work.

Happy stuff… Hawaii in 2.5 weeks! I am so happy that my husband is taking me (one-year anniversary) but, at the same time, I feel so unprepared and UNEMPLOYED…I seriously have to get over it yo. I made a choice, after being drop-kicked by another start-up last year, that I would never work for anyone ever again. Ever. With someone, yes. FOR someone, not a chance. I am passionate (perhaps too much) about whatever it is I do, whether it be designing a site, writing some code or taking body shots off a stripper and it honestly hurts to give so much, again and again (not just time, but ideas too)  only to be told to go away. I know that if you want something done right, do it yourself…which is pretty much my approach to life these days…I can live with the fact that I may never be able to purchase a pair of Louboutins again, but I will never have to sell-out again either and besides, I can come to “work” still shitfaced from the night before and not give a rats ass about stinking up the joint.  The end. Oh and Yassie, I will contact you tomorrow about the job stuff. I can totally help you. I can optimize anything baby.