What a life to be me.
I am having an issue with organization. This has never REALLY been a problem for me. I have always been a top-notch multitaster but lately I just cannot seem to get my shit together. I don’t know if it’s the lack if neurotransmitters currently being recycled in my brain or what, but I think I really need a staff of like 10 to get me all sorted… and also a good friend to look after me as I slip into a catatonic Lifetime-made-for-tv-movie couch potato state. S.O.S (save our sofa!)
Anyway, this week will be a busy one with Thanksgiving and all. I am celebrating it both on Wednesday and Thursday so that means 10 pounds more of me to love, rather than the standard post Thanksgiving 5. Yeah, I’m psyched (insert not -wanting-to- put- an- extra- hour -at -the- gym -on -top- of- the- hour- that- I- already- do- which- I- hate- face here).
Other than scheduling stretch pants into my BB calendar every day for the next 5 months, I have decided to scrap the 2010 JOA calendar because HA I’ll be too fat after this week, and because HA, I don’t have the fucking time. I know, it seems like time is all I’ve got, right? Um, have you ever come off of anti-depressants before? Well, an unfortunate side effect, er withdrawal symptom rather, are these odd electrical “jolts” which blast through your brain almost like a mini-seizure. They don’t hurt really, but they sometimes make you think you are going to die which is quite uncomfortable. Certain things trigger this: sunlight, big breasts, FLASHING light, spotting a man wearing skinny jeans, turning head too quickly, vodka hangovers, watching my dog eat her ass…
ha.ha.ha.
No really, I am going fucking berserk and I am fine with it. I doubt any sane person would be as thrilled as I am to sell all their shit and move to a freezing cold country where they have no friends, no cell phone, no innernets, and no legal authorization so work or drive or have any opinion about anything. I will be alone 5 days a week, in a house, in the middle of Europe for at least a month without any way to communicate. I had better start making amends with God, because I may need someone to talk to who won’t point and laugh at me as I try to pronounce ” Entschuldigen Sie bitte?” with a valley-girl accent (um, like goo’ten taaaag?)…Oh, but don’t worry though, I am not scared, I’ve talked to God before.
Seriously, I think if I were a rational person, or a sound person, I would not have agreed to this. gOogly eYez.
The yoga mat calls to me. Be alright y’all.
xo
CL
23 Comments
Colleen
You may be berserk, but I’m berserker.
Really? no innernet? we wont have contact, see your beautiful face and read from your strange mind??? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…I dont know if I can take it.
Dont go…dont leave me….nooooooooooooooooooo!
http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.php/t15136.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr9Pj_45je0
http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060702141156AAyKyO7
http://www.thelifeingermany.com/2008/05/the-view-of-germany-in-the-usa-germany-sucks.html
http://davaidavai.com/2009/11/18/germany-why-this-country-really-sucks-once-in-a-while/
http://jbittner.com/germany/2009/01/26/another-reason-germany-sucks/
http://www.spudart.org/blogs/randomthoughts_comments/A4829_0_3_0_C/
Ok, now google USA sucks and see how many forums pop up.
mon dieu!
Actually, it is 6.5 mil for germany and only 2 mil for good ole USA!!
Well then, if that’s the case, I love Germany even more
America sucks gets 7.4 mil. That’s more than Germany. let’s see you back out of that one
every beer helps.
My bad
eh, your good…perhaps. cheers!
cheers
I’m so proud to have my own Anti-Frankzz fanclub….but ahum…..why…? Apperently the postings are all about how Germany sucks…..what do I care??? I’m not a German….! Ich bin kein Deutche…Je ne suis pas Allemand….No soy Alleman….Ik ben geen Duitser…..
Maybe I should contact my lawyer for using the trademark Frankzzz…!
-http://www.topadvocaten.net/fotos/de_rechter.jpg
JoanofArse website : meeting place for wacko’s..?
do ducks have dicks?
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/
…hmm….do ducks have dicks…..didn’t see any while eating my PEKING-duck…..
-http://2chinafrom.nl/images/pekingeend.jpg
Hmmmmmm are you some kinda Duck Dick Dork?
Doncha know…Ducks have Butter.
http://www.robertsampler.com/skrooz.html (clik on Duck Butter)
http://www.sportbladknudde.nl/kalkoen.jpg
the bird say’s : ” and now the filling..!”
Actually the turkey is a Mexican bird,ay ay ay …!
Happy thanksgiving to al Americans here ! Not so happy thanksgiving to you poor Turkeys…..here in Belgium we eat Turkey on Christmaseve….tradition.And god….they are delicious !