i smoke two joints…

i think im officially a stoner. this hasn’t happened to me since 8th grade and then again when I was 16  when we had a 4 foot tall bong we used to drive around with called “GUS” : Get Us Stoned. Last time I ate the weed at the gay pride I hallucinated for about a week so I stop doing it…and then I did it like 2 months ago, and then again 3 weeks ago which feels more like one week..because i actually think i did it a week ago too but i think memory loss has kicked in and i cannot recall..whatever, I didn’t take a real drag last night, my friend second handed me… but then i did something lower than low… i smoked a cigarette, drank 4 beers, ate two tacos, an enchilada, two things of chips… AND a pitcher of sangria.

whats going on. I am getting my neck pierced next week and I am hoping the pain will snap me out of my 10th grade behaviour. I had a laser photo facial yesterday and that didn’t seem to work (and yeah fucker hurts like hell even after they numb your face) so… very unlikely.

peace be with you…

*** UPDATE: I just got back from the gym and my sweat smelled like Marlboro Reds, beans, weed, sangria, Budweiser and oddly enough.. there was a slight aroma of Boones Strawberry Hill (must be from last week)…i think i am going to be ill.