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Hey hobags,

I posted some new photos from last nights shoot. Extra spooky. Extra hard core. Extra train action. I think I still have a coal stain on my left ass area.

So, I am scared. I met someone at the fashion mixer who produces fashion shows and he wants to meet with me and get me on the runway. This frightens me because large crowds staring at me makes my knees go shaky and clinkity-clink (I DREADED SPEECH CLASS). I can handle a lens, but a lens and lots of people staring while I have to walk a semi-straight line… and the possibility me of falling on my ass in front of lenses and people and people with lenses… hey… actually, that doesn’t sound half bad. I am NOT a walker…as in, a runway walker. I climb and make funny arm movements…but strut is not my thing.

Anyway, I am off to get a taco. I worked out every day, ate well all week….flossed my wooden teeth and got up before noon. I deserve a little danger in my diet, right?

Stop what you are doing, go to my photos and check out last nights shoot. Then, when you are done, email Michi and be sure to tell her how out of this world fantastic she is. Thanks.

Also, eh nevermind just go look at the photos before Ford Models calls and sweeps me up because they love me so much and cannot book without me… they want me bad. They want my hair most of all