This is really making me tired. The wait.

Are we moving or are we not moving? Well, we ARE moving, but whether it’s to Germany or not is still unclear and we were told we’d find out by the end of this week which was yesterday. Slow moving poop.

Anyway, I am frustrated. Also, I really cannot stand people who blog and post photos of boring plants and half eaten sandwiches. And I am sick of the words organic and vintage.

Interesting:

- people who do interesting stuff and, therefore,  have interesting stories to share (traveling, smoking crack, sleeping with the band, or the entire football team…)

- drunkards and/or drug addicts: always a pleasure reading about someone worse off than me.

- people with problems and bi-polar disorder

- people who serve a purpose other than to annoy the fuck out of me (you won’t succeed, but thanks for making the effort)

- PEOPLE WITH A SICK ASS SENSE OF HUMOR (wit, charm, political incorrectness, replacing big fancy words with simpler words – like FUCK)

- people who sometimes misspell on purpose, because “school” really does sound like it should be spelled SKOOL.

- hackers who share their tips and tricks.

- white collar criminals blogging from prison

- blogs written by geeks who make all the cool shit that boring people use (iphone apps, facebook apps, wordpress plugins, PS3 games, blackberry devices, my BFF google…)

Not interesting:

- people who garden and blog about it. Firstly, that is fine, you like stealing jobs from Mexicans, but c’mon… plants are as boring as it fucking gets so stop wasting the precious innernets space.

- just because you live in SF, you own a paintbrush, and you fake hippie shop at Whole Foods,  does not mean that you qualify as an artist. put away the camera, the canvas, and the keyboard …and delete your generic blogger account with the “etsy” background image immediately.

- people who try too hard and go on bragging about how eco-friendly they are because they started using homeless-person-poop, picked up on the corner of 16th and Mission, as fertilizer in their garden.

- people who write incoherant sentences using all CAPS

- technologically retarded people who blog out of their asses  (can come and kiss mine).

-blogs written by un-special, average, smelly-on-purpose people who make me snore.

I am tired and haven’t had my coffee and that makes me grouchy.  Although, I don’t apologize if I’ve offended anyone. This is MY blog and I can say whatever the fuck I want.  Get your crappy out of my face.

Bye for now!

UPDATE:

A Tardcore Funny

“I’ve come to the conclusion that nowadays, it’s true, I’m just not as hip as I used to be. I know it sounds crazy, but it’s true. Even after high school, when I’d see a dumb fad here and there, I’d think, well, that’s just what the kids are into now. But I’ve got to say, what in the FUCK are with the Big PAnts? You could pack a small Cuban in each of those legs. It’s hard to be a good anarchist when you can’t even run from the cops. Of course, if the cops caught up to you, you could just hide inside a pant-leg until they left. Nothing says mature like a grown man with a candy necklace, pink and green bracelets and two teepees growing out of his hip.

But whadda I know. I’m just a man. Apparently, this place is the source for all the suck. Posted for your amusement; for the love of all that is good and Holy, just look, don’t touch.”