I am going to a birthday party tonight and I’m really feelin’ it so I am bagging her gift in one of my “signature Jesus bags”.

I did this over xmas and it was a real hit. Here, let me see if I can dig up a photo….

The best part of the Jesus bag is that it looks like it came that way, but really, I just print out a picture of JC cut it out and tape it to the front of the bag. The reason why it looks so “authentic” is that JC’s outfit is brown, as is his hair and his fashionable sandals. So, if you get a brown gift bag, cut close enough to JC’s outline, and use non-shiny scotch tape, it looks like the real deal.

ok, digging for photo. Not found, will take another.

Holy shit, I found that photo of when we x-mas tree’d that motorcycle hahaha take a look…

“Once, a motorcycle took up three parking spaces outside of our apartment making it impossible for anyone else to park…so we “christmas tree’d” it in the middle of the night. photo coming.”

Here is that photo I promised you: (click to enlarge)