Hell fucking yeah to the long forgotten (yeeesh) Gimlet. Refreshing as it is light and totally 100%-ly pretty much straight vodka plus a big squeeze of lime. .. it will get your ass where it needs to be in no time at all. You won’t even know what hits you from behind.

Anytoeup, we all need to hold hairy palms and remember the day when “Def Died”. I remember it, do you? I saw the funeral on MTV. I was slightly older than a fetus, but I kept  it real. You can’t even google it, cause it’s just that exclusive… It’s one of those things you just had to see for yourself and you fucking blew it.

And now that I am midly pretty fucking drunk and feeling nice… I just wanted to (belch) send all of my friends from here to the slums of London and those currently detained in a Turkish prison (gobble gobble) a big fat ptnhthth and a hug. I love you and I wish you all many succesful hand jobs and happy endings.
I have to go drink now bye. xx

Craque