Camarades can suck  the “cream” topping off an ookie cookie.

They banned me again for no reason AGAIN. For fucking nothing. They act like they are paying me or something. I honestly believe that they do this from time to time so that I will contact them and pay them some attention. It must get lonely out there in SLOVAKIA. Totally passive aggressive. Fuckers should be thankful, I am the one driving traffic to their site. They should be showering me with stolen electronics, fuzzy dice to hang on my rear view and knock off handbags. No joke, if you googalize my cam, their traffic stats come up and who the hell do you think is either #1 or in the top ten (even though I am on like once every 3 months) as far as numbers are concerned….ME. Not the saggy titty wilted willy grandpa spankin’ it 24/7 in France. Not the guy who’s nipples I show not…

Camarades, you lose. I have officially moved to Ustream and I am bringing all of Europe’s perverts with me. Here they can watch me and chat with me and HEAR MY VOICE, live, streaming in real-time, for FREE. For some sick reason I felt loyal to you and although I had tinkered around with ustream, I came back to you. Unfortunately, for you not me, this relationship is over.

Listen up perverts, you know who you are (I don’t usually make things bold so you know this is important). You will notice a new link in the navigation bar up top. This link says WEBCAM. By clicking on this link you will be taken to a page, on this site, where my new webcam AND chat are embedded. I will be broadcasting on a schedule, so you will know when I am on, no more of this hitting the site 50 times a day to see if I am on crap. No more sadness.To view my schedule go to my new webcam page (the one I just mentioned), it will be hovering over the cam display when I am off air. Also, make sure you have speakers (:-0) because this stream has audio. This means I get to talk and you get to lissen me and best of all IT’S FREE and it’s great quality. So you can take all of that money you paid to Camarades for your “elite” fake streaming, no voice or chat, account and give it to me. If you need the email associated with my Paypal account, let me know.

Oh, and if you want to participate in the chat you will have to register. It is super easy and you will not be redirected from the page. You enter in a username, password, date of birth and a captcha then you are in. Nothing to it.

Fun! Haaay!

Ok, now that that’s out of the way….I must relocate my wine.

xoxo

CL