I popped on  camarades a couple times last week, (I suppose I was in need of some attention), and it was …well,  much of the same. A few new visitors/fans/wankers joined me in chat which was cool and always fun. I live to entertain. Of course, I received the standard hate mail from my fans in France who think it is VERY unfair that I refuse to take my clothes off or show my nipples. Straight up nipple beggars. Hey, not-so-news-flash: You have been watching my cam for like 5 years. Nothing has changed except for my tolerance. Maybe you should send yourself that email and then you can answer it yourself. The whole of France just needs to chill. the. fuck. out. I love ya, just not that much.

You know what, the chat room seems to be holding up pretty well, despite the fact that I made it (oommggg) and done fucked up the database about 300 times, I call it “a little SQL fart”. I am actually even more surprised that my hosting hasn’t bent me over their virtual-knees and spanked me long and hard for using up all that bandwich and hammering on the database whenever the chatters start piling in. I LOVE YOU OMNIS!!! <–my hosting of like 8 years. They have been so darn good to me, if I weren’t married with 13 lovers on the side, I’d totally invite them all over for dinner and handjobs drinks. (joking…about the lovers thing).

Alright so today I am feeling a trillion times better than yesterday. I am never mixing tequila, beer, wine,  vodka and fernet again. Ever. What am I, new? Really. I am such a lame ass. Only good thing was that I got to lounge on the couch and watch the entire season 2 of The Tudors, my new favorite show.

Tonight Hairgloom (my “big-boned” husband) are gonna hit up the beach for a good old fashioned Jr. High School-style bonfire. It’s so fun, even if we are the oldest (drunkest)  idiots on the beach.

In case you missed it, here are some snaps from last weeks peep show. They are from two different days. One was after a shoot so I was wearing two tons of makeup and looked decent, the other is just me…in my naturally retarded state.

Love ya’s