quote of the year

“make harden of your attractive nipples”

wtf?!

who translated THAT shit into english… what an unfortunate thing! sucks for that foreigner.

anynipple, sleepin’ in til 1 never felt sooo good. Gonna whack it lady style, head to the gym and then, welp, gonna gather me nerds ’round and play us some rockband. i KNOW so sexy, I can barely contain you…down tiger!

peese out tina.