I really don’t believe in the whole soulmate crap, I am a scientist, I believe in the biological aspects of hooking up…however, what I am starting to believe is that some people are put here solely to torture you. A torturemate. I wont get into detail here too much about how this relates to my life but I will say that if you ever feel like you are awkwardly connected with someone, run fast and far, it’s too creepy and unnatural. You will be drawn toward the torturemate at the most inappropriate times, it will ruin the bond between you and your cell phone, your ISP, and it will destroy your self-esteem. The torturemate doesn’t care about you, it’s a selfish conquest. Do not allow it or tolerate the madness.