I miss microbiology.

I took a class on disease once and I had to do a presentation on Avian Influenza. We had to do a formal presentation in front of the class and hand out a brochure. You know how I love the cock, despite H5N1, so on the  back of the brochure I printed out a recipe for lemon/herb roast chicken. It was a real hit. I actually remember ducking below the podium while another one of my team members was giving her part of the presentation, pretending that I dropped something, so that I could laugh. I remember feeling like I was about to blow up if I didn’t get it out…it was so stupid haha.

Bird flu rules though. Swine flu, not so much, but still… the flu is way better than the lemonaid/cayenne pepper diet by far. In fact I may go pay a visit to a local preschool so that I can drop a few before my shoots next week. Heck, no pain (or fever + cha cha cha + puking) no gain, er, or loss. It’s natural, right?

Anyway, I think that modern day viral/bacterial prevention is a real bad idea. Personally, I think that the best way to not die from the flu and/or bacterial infections is to stop using hand sanitizer and/or anti-bacterial/viral products because those buggers have nothing to do but mutate. Also, take frequent strolls through the waiting room of your local emergency room. Trust me on this one and go  lick a gurney. You will live to be 100.

Speaking of roasted cock, I have one… all lovely and stuffed, ready to go in the oven… I better give it a good lick to make sure I’ve got the seasoning right. Ta’ for now!

xoxo

CL