The past few days have been great. Thanks for the good time sluts.

It’s Monday which means, er, party time! Whoo hoo! My new site is just about to launch. OMG, it’s so funny. This could be the gooder.

Fuck this, hang on, this coffee is NOT black enough. BRB.

The sun is out which means I will be stuck in the apt. all day working…always the case. Actually, I’ve been really boring lately. I can barely stand myself. Sure, sure, I still have a beer here and there and immediately after my coffee, which I NEED to lay off due to this thing called ASS, but I’ve pretty much put fun back on the shelf. Hmm, it must be the beer…I’m soooo going back to vodka starting today at cocktail hour or noon.

Oh, so my birthday! Fun Fun! FC drove two treacherous hours (and when I type it, I mean it.. Sonoma County, Highway 101 = no joke) and  made a surprise appearance. That made my night, among other things…  like, er, massive quantities of SAKE. Holy shit. I woke up with a forehead shiner, a missing Louboutin stiletto and a bottle of penicillin on the nightstand. Fortunately, the shoe was found, the penicillin was not MINE (heck, it was from 1995) and nobody knows how I got the black and blue FOREHEAD which means whatever I did, I did not do it in public. Amen.

Here are some photos, taken by my buddy and business partner Jonah… They are mostly photos of me acting like a typical idiot, enjoy. Oh and the photos toward the end of the night came out a bit blurry due to the fact that the photographer, ehem, was DRUNK. Love ya Jonah!